"Why do (only) the Japanese mosaic their porn?"

I don't know. Really I don't. So quit asking. What makes (hahahahaha) you think I know anyway? And whats with the gaffawing laugh in the background?

According to Wiki - Japanese are required pixelize their genitalia by legislation. Additionally, Japanese law requires the blurring of other items for television broadcast, such as handcuffs or the faces of non-adults.

The rationalisation behind the squaring of small asian pen.. porn mosaic still remains a mystery to me though, but personally, I think they have it better than the Koreans, who favour the use of inanimate objects (trees, furniture, can of pringles chips) in obscuring the view of 'objectionable' content.

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Decembers

are an awful way of spending 1/12th of my life. Whenever I reach into my pockets for change, my fingers almost always end up in Florida. And the fact that I am not getting any richer is further reinforced by lovebirds that deliberately choose to tie the knot at this time of the year, right after their 13th month bonus. I mean, geez, give the unemployed a break here man! *cough*

*Bleah*, that wasn’t the point here.

The point, or rather, trend that has manifested during this holiday season is one of insecurity, (exam) stress and well, emo-ness, all of which are more prevalent in this term than the last. Sure it’s easy for me to pat you on the shoulder (or send you an e-card, if you’re in Japan), tell you to take it easy, look ahead and move on in hopes that the pain or worry will one day subside, but I’d have to gag you after doing something like that. The following is a condensed list of what I tell myself whenever I run into the wall, to alleviate whatever suffering/adversity you’re going through now.


1. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

2. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

3. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

4. To AT: They call it "PMS" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

5. KoF cures all illnesses.

And if you're still vexed, 2007's a new beginning, one that wipes your slate clean and gives you a chance to start life anew.

Or so I'd like to think.

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5 Centimetres Per Second


Definitely a must watch in early 2007.

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