Sorry kid, no eggs!
No more prata and oyster omelettes, and fried kway teow doesn't even taste half as good. Life is pretty much meaningless without kaya and scrambled eggs. Life just isn't the same anymore! DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY? Substituting a sausage for a sunny-side up to be added to your chicken chop makes food look retarded!

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Finally! Its up!!
You'd think that this is just another blog, and the person behind the terminal is just another average joe, seeking to find solace and shelter from the outside world by confiding their regrets, thoughts, and perhaps deepest fantasies to their own pc. Well screw you, this isn't a sex chatline.
Introductions aside, here's how to make a bomb from an "AA" Battery in 3 easy steps.
1. While wearing gloves, hack open a battery using a hacksaw. Be sure to move your head to one side to avoid getting sprayed while you slowly cut through it.
2. Once open, you should see some black stuff, a rolled up piece of paper and some silver bits. Use a knife, and never your hands, to scrape off the Magnesium Oxide(the black stuff) and dry it under the sun for an hour or so.
3. Buy a bottle of Hydrogen Perioxide from the supermarket(its a disinfectant for those of you that don't know) and dump the dried Magnesium Oxide in it. Quickly screw on the cap, throw it, then start running.

Jeez, why do people even write blogs?

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